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a mormon was seated next to an welshman...

on a flight from london ...

after the plane was airborne...

drink orders were taken...

the welshman asked for a whiskey...

which was promptly brought and placed before him...

the flight attendant then asked the mormon...

if he would like a drink...

he replied in disgust...

i'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores...

than let liquor touch my lips...

the welshman then handed his drink back...

to the attendant and said...

mE toO...

i didn't know we had a choice...

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a drunk walks out of a bar with a key...

in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth...

a cop on the beat sees him and approaches...

can i help you sir...

yessh...

ssssomEbody ssstole my carrr the man replies...

the cop asks where was your car the last timE you saw it...

it wasss on the end of thisshh key the man replies...

about that timE the cop looks down...

and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly...

for all the world to see...

he asks the man sir are you aware...

that you are exposing yourself...

momEntarily confused...

the drunk looks down at his crotch...

and without missing a beat...

blurts out...

holy shit...

mE girlfriend's gonE toO...

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